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you gon' learn today
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
You can’t wait for them to get home and you wait nd wait like then they get home and you’re like & they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for & then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like ”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???” & their like “Ohh shoot! i...
Let kae tweet something..
youlovetamik: adorenae: she gonna be like “A child is a blessing” chris ass like..yeah but not when they comin from you Lmao! LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO this is soo jokesss
When I first heard Trumpet Lights:
sheabreezyfan: At first I’m like: Then the beat drops I’m like: Then Chris Brown start singing: Chorus Drops: Trumpets play I’m like: Beat Drops again I’m like: Then it’s over: I swear I’ve been waiting for this!
Passing a test you thought you failed:
Failing a test you thought you passed:
i really need to stop checking my facebook.
everytime i go on, i find SOMETHING ridiculous. find out my crush is in a relationship: find out my friends completely disregarded me. again: see some bitch take some shit from tumblr and claim it as his/hers: bitches cryin about how all guys are jerks: niggas talking about all they pussy that they DON’T get: little ass fucking kids talking about the alcohol they drink/weed they...
When your parents start yelling at you
It all started with Chris!!!!
If it wasn’t for I would never had gotten a With out Twitter I would have never gotten a AND WITH OUT TUMBLR I WOULD NOT BE SO DAMN WIERD
"hey can i borrow -"
Whenever I’m not in the best mood So I log in, scroll down my dash & see ignorant/stupid posts But I keep scrolling & le scroll & then. . I see HIM His adorable-self His goofy-self By this time I’m like aww! Then I see his sexy-self His trying to give me a mini heart attak-self By this time I’m like THEN THERE’S MORE :O Now I’m just...
YEAH real niggas all day just me by myself on the block holdin it down gun in my waist straight face all day not a game in jail by myself one bed no pillow case one pillow didn’t nobody write me it was early woke up went back to sleep took a nap
someonee recommend me to some good or funny bloggers on here? any hilarious asss people or #teambreezy #teamtyga stans :)
Kae, That What You Get For Faking A Pregnancy....
Ayeeeee TeamKae TEAMBREEZY, We Ahhhhhin’
Chris is a motherfucking tease
Wanna know how I know? CAUSE he know his dick/tongue game is ALL of that and he ain’t afraid to show it but he ain’t givi Example A. Example B. Example C. NEED I SAY MORE? Naw.. I don’t but Imma keep going cause this nigga sexy. *twirls away*
I NEED to meet Christopher. Like....
Moon-walking into jail because you're a smooth...
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